Is that the size of Sarah's brain she is describing? The first time that I ever saw Sarah Palin was when John McCain announced her as his running mate. The first thing I said about her was that she was an "airheaded Bimbo." You see, I have known quite a few in my lifetime and can usually spot 'em a mile away.
Now, when it came to light that she had been able to hide her pregnancy while governing the state of Alaska and everyone started wondering if the baby was really hers or her daughter's, I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. When it came to light that her teen-aged daughter was pregnant while Mama espoused family values from the dais, I didn't jump on that bandwagon. Teenagers make mistakes - even those who come from solid families.
Ethics violations, forked-tongue speech, and insipid stupidity were sure to do the Bimbo in. I was right. The Alaskan blogosphere helped a lot, as well and the McCain/Palin ticket went down in proverbial flames. But, there were still those die-hards who just can't see the forrest for the trees. You know the ones...they can be pulled through a bramble bush backwards, rolled in the muck of a pig-sty, kicked by a mule and still refuse to say they are having a bad day. Holding on to that cockeyed dream of a Palin presidency, these poor, misled, sycophants kept their eyes and their hopes on 2012.
Palin tried hard to portray herself as a Christian woman of high morals and character who would fight for families and their values. As an almost strident pro-lifer, Sarah endeared herself to the ultra-right wing. As a former beauty queen, she endeared herself to the conservative, testosterone driven male. As a politician, she was less adept.
Alaska, often referred to by Palin as the "Real America," became the focus of attention once again over the July Fourth weekend when the Mavericky Palin announced her resignation saying that she didn't want to be a "lame-duck," giving rise to gales of media laughter as it was once again obvious that Palin's ignorance was showing.
Speculation of why such a resignation had taken place went all over the map. Then she was hit with another accusation of ethics violations and many innuendoes. However, the handwriting was on the wall when she gave her resignation speech and ditched her husband immediately afterward - just not everyone saw it.
On Saturday, the Alaskan blog, The Immoral Minority reported that a trusted source had offered information that Sarah Palin and her husband Todd were splitting the sheets. Supposedly, in a fit of rage, Sarah had thrown her wedding ring into a lake earlier and the two might be seeking a divorce.
Next, it would seem that this hockey-mom, flag-waving bimbo hasn't exactly been the paragon of virtue and upholder of family values that she hood-winked her unsuspecting and desperate following into believing. It would appear that Todd Palin couldn't rein in the maverick either based on a report in the National Enquirer.
Now...Sarah just wasn't any too happy with the blogger over at The Immoral Minority and when Sarah isn't happy she calls Thomas Van Flein - that's her lawyer, with whom she is well acquainted. Tommy loves to threaten bloggers and has now done so at least four times in the last few weeks.
Van Flein sent out an email letter to Gryphon - the blog owner - threatening to serve him with legal papers in the kindergarten class where he works. How's that for class? But then, I guess you have to consider who he is representing.
I can't wait until the next installment on McCain's Bimbo - she sure ain't no lady. Told ya so.
