Friday, August 14, 2009


John R. Bihrer on Eunice Kennedy Shriver...

..."The triumph of inclusion: that is the woman's greatest legacy -- one she would insist be shared with her eldest sister.

So the idea that mentally challenged children would be murdered by the American government is not only ludicrous, it is a disgusting insult to Eunice Kennedy Shriver. And yet Sarah Palin repeated that vile lie for a third time today, the day Eunice was laid to rest.

Palin's own child's life has so much more potential for no other reason than that he was born ninety years after Rosemary, who had a sister and family that cared so much. That Palin would show so much disrespect to this lovely woman by lying about the legislation her brother Ted has fought so hard for... it is beneath contempt."

Chris Kelly on Health Care & Sarah Palin...

Are we really stripping counseling from health care because of what doctors might say? (We all know, given the chance, a doctor will always talk you into suicide. That's where the money is.) Why not forbid doctors from talking to patients at all, just to be safe? Call it the Palin-Grassley Freedom from Information Act.

Of course that's not what we're really talking about. We know that end-of-life counseling doesn't mean euthanizing the gullible. (Soylent Green is Palins! Soylent Green is Palins!) Getting this bill rewritten -- or getting it killed altogether -- is about something more primal than that.

It's about how good it feels to bully someone.

(That's what the town hall protests are about to. What could be more a more basic human pleasure than to scream at someone until they give you what you want?)

(And what's the most satisfying thing to demand? Silence.)

Bill Maher on President Obama's playing golf...

...Time magazine is reporting that since he became president, Barack Obama has taken up golf with a passion, playing almost every weekend for the past few months -- and I feel betrayed. He campaigned as a basketball player. It said to us, "I'm urban and athletic and hip and a team player." Golf says, "I like Lipitor and white collar crime." And it's not just golf -- he's been purposefully eating a lot of hamburgers in public lately, to prove he loves meat. And he said that, unlike before he became president, he prays all the time now and that his Faith and Neighbor Initiatives Director sends him scripture on his Blackberry to start every day. Jesus, is there something about that house that turns people into assholes?

I kid the Commander in Chief, he's very far from an asshole, he's a cool dude, and I want to keep him that way! I don't want a regular guy running the country. We tried that for eight years and New Orleans still smells like mildew. Obama was different. He wasn't Joe Six-Pack. He had a six-pack. And when he gave a speech it didn't make English teachers cry. He wasn't some regular schmuck who spent five hours a weekend on the golf course. Why? Because he actually likes his family!

...What they do,[President & Mrs. Obama] Americans want to do, because they're stars, and we're star-fuckers! And, like I said last week, we're not very bright, so we need direction -- if Obama grabbed Biden for lunch next week and ordered a veggie burger -- yes, Sean Hannity will call him a mincing fairy, like he did when Obama used mustard instead of ketchup -- like I ever knew one was more manly than the other. Stop caring what Sean Hannity and Sarah Palin will say about you. Be who you really are - a basketball playing, Jay-Z listening, city-dwelling hipster. The only sand trap I want to see you get out of is Afghanistan. And next time you have to get two guys over for a beer, smoke a little weed.


  1. Palin is shit. It is an indication of how far out of touch the GOP is with the rest of the country that they would even consider running this ugly cunt.

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  3. Self wonders how someone so uninformed could ever seriously contend for the highest office in the land. Palin's presidency would make Bush's look like a walk in the park. Bush only destroyed the economy. Self thinks maybe Mayan's prophecy of anniliation would come true if Palin was elected in 2012. Self prays to all the gods that this never comes to pass.

  4. Mrs Sara would be 1000 times better than Obongo. A Shit in his pants FuckTard would never understand that.

  5. Pedo, should we need your uninformed opinion we will beat it out of your child molesting ass.

  6. Man I really do hope that Obama has a death list.....and Holsten is on it.....

  7. Anonymous Pussy & Fake Boa, you Fuckers can go Fuck yourselves and suck those Nigger Dicks you two crave so much.

  8. Do you want to know why I changed my mind about you Pedo? For one, you lied to me when I interview you, this was clear when your son got busted for being a sick fucking Pedo. Not only are you a child molesting sack of shit but you teach your worthless kids to do the same. You are sick Pedo, stupid too. I hope some local father blows you and your son away.

    A fat welfare leech like yourself should be worshiping the ground Obama walks on.

  9. Boa, why do you bother with Mr. Holsten? I admit that I have on occasion enjoyed baiting him. He is a sad person and just not that intelligent. He hated Obama from day one because he is black. He is a racist who feels threatened because most minorities are doing better than him. Some of it is not his fault, genetics dealt him a bad hand.

  10. Na Fake Boa, you're not going to bully me around into thinking that you are the real Boa.

    And now to the other Nigger Dick Sucking FuckTard, Genetics were just fine to me. I became handicapped when I got the required 6 month Polio shot. That's why my brain & intelligence were not afected.

    Why would Niggers and other Shit skin Mongrels make me feel threatened? They all want to be white. I wouldn't trade being white for anything. I know there will be some Nigger Loving Nigger Dick Suckers say that I'm not White. Fuck those Motherfuckers.

  11. Self thinks Nikki should make rule: IQ needs to be at least 70 before posting. This would eliminate Steve Holsten. Hey hey goodbye, good riddance.

  12. Swoosh Shit Pants, you'd go before me with your 31 IQ.


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